1. Women do not have to:

    clemlin:

    vegankatie:

    • be thin
    • give birth
    • cook for you
    • have long hair
    • wear makeup
    • have sex with you
    • be feminine
    • be graceful
    • shave
    • diet
    • be fashionable
    • wear pink
    • love men
    • be the media’s idea of perfection
    • listen to your bullshit
    • have a vagina

    This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

    BLESS.

    Don’t you think that in order to be a woman you sorta need a vagina?

    (via petit-wallflowers)

    2 weeks ago  /  593,767 notes  /  Source: defendfeminism

  2. equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

    equine-ess:

    tehriz:

    even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

    HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

    (via joeygraceffa)

    2 weeks ago  /  825,657 notes  /  Source: catleecious

  3. dactro:

    conigliomannaro:

    dyamirityofthelord:

    lucisensitivesatan:

    trategos:

    boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

    • you have to kill the spider

    but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

    • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

    okay

    boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

    • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

    DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

    you’re right

    we will send it to france

    image

    (via petit-wallflowers)

    2 months ago  /  578,262 notes  /  Source: beastector

  4. barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

    barwellz:

    honeybucky:

    moriarty:

    SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

    itS BACK

    ALWAYS REBLOG.

    (via smosh)

    2 months ago  /  1,056,581 notes  /  Source: gifak-net

  5. jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.


No wonder his face is like that all the time

    jhart87:

    I have been laughing about this for days now.

    No wonder his face is like that all the time

    (via petit-wallflowers)

    2 months ago  /  164,084 notes  /  Source: jhart87

  6. 99674 said: can you teach me how to tumble?

    Yes

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

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  8. kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England



I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 



As a person from Alaska, I feel like Michigan but ten times stronger.

    kanayahummel:

    theperksofbeingdornish:

    ohanameansfamily24:

    -behindbars:

    the-grand-highboob:

    thusmylife:

    b1ush:

    condescendingchristian:

    image

    oh my god

    As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

    As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

    As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

    50 degrees in England 

    100 degrees in England

    I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

    they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

    As a person from Alaska, I feel like Michigan but ten times stronger.

    (via smosh)

    4 months ago  /  756,241 notes  /  Source: typicalmichiganders

  9. dorkly:

There’s only one day left to vote!
dorkly:

It’s the Best Pixar Character Toplist
Seriously, you probably cried more during the beginning of Up than you would at most funerals.
Now it’s time to decide - who’s the greatest Pixar character ever?


I think you just chose for us, the shark. 

    dorkly:

    There’s only one day left to vote!

    dorkly:

    It’s the Best Pixar Character Toplist

    Seriously, you probably cried more during the beginning of Up than you would at most funerals.

    Now it’s time to decide - who’s the greatest Pixar character ever?

    I think you just chose for us, the shark. 

    (via collegehumor)

    4 months ago  /  1,890 notes  /  Source: dorkly.com

  10. batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

    batbcomic:

    designerreign:

    If Belle never found the castle…

    A thousand times reblog

    (via smosh)

    4 months ago  /  208,554 notes  /  Source: designerreign

  11. collegehumor:

Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

OMG Im dying the girl next to the mascot literally dies of laughter…

    collegehumor:

    Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face

    Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

    OMG Im dying the girl next to the mascot literally dies of laughter…

    4 months ago  /  2,411 notes  /  Source: tumblr.4gifs.com

  12. alesusknowles:

    Me Being Born

    image

    (via smosh)

    4 months ago  /  239,311 notes  /  Source: quarrterquels