1. rick-sanchez:

    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

    How do you people do that blockquote thing on the new tumblr?

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  2.    cramp:

    my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

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  3. rainbowbrownie

    So today I had the sudden urge to fart in my math class,but my crush was sitting behind me and I didn’t want to blow a god awful fart right in front of him so I asked to go to the bathroom and then he put his head next to mine and whispered to me “Do girls poop, are you going to the bathroom to poop?” At this point I really needed to fart and then I turned around and asked “You can see me?” and he said “Yes now answer my question.” and then I said “Yes girls poop, but no I’m going to go to the bathroom to fart.” he proceeded on to say “Thanks” then I ran to the bathroom and I farted so hard the girls in the stall next to me got stuck in the dutch oven I had created.

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  4. so let me get this straight:

    double06:

    y’all bleed outta your vaginas

    once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

    you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

    and yet you just go about your daily business like

    image

    girls are fucking badass.

    rainbowbrownie

    Yeah pretty much.

    (via coercedadoration)

    2 months ago  /  523,268 notes  /  Source: double06

  5. rainbowbrownie

    Me:*Walks in class*

    Random Kid:*Yells at teacher* 2+2 NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH! LONG TITTY NO NIPPLE HAVING BITCH!

    Random Suspects:*Yells* OHHHHH! HE SAID SHE HAVE NO NIPPPPOOLS!

    Me:*Takes a seat* *Sighs* Just a normal day.

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  6. m1ssred:

gummy bear + potassium chlorate  

    m1ssred:

    gummy bear + potassium chlorate  

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  9. How to blow someone’s mind.

    If roses are red and violets are blue then by the communitive property violet=blue = blue=violet and what 2 colors make violet, red and blue, and witch if violets are blue that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because what word you red more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue creating violet. and because violet is blue it proves that not only that I just blow your mind but everything you just red (past tense). Actually just blue your mind.

    5 months ago  /  0 notes

  10. alaynestone:

    bloodbending:

    there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”

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