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Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
don't forget
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep?
Yes I do sometimes… Don’t we all?
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You’re supposed to look at the candy, not eat it, gosh.
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I always wanted one
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